I’ve been working my butt off during summer for the past couple of years and only now, since I get one or two (if i’m lucky) lousy shifts a week, am I able to revert back to my preteen years of spending every day down at the beach and actually enjoy this weather.

Instead of having to deal with seeing people from my past at the frequently visited Mount Martha beach, Olivia (who also works just as little with me at the same job) and I have chosen to move somewhat north to Sunny Side Nude Beach, which surprisingly is not nude at all.

We rocked up, prepared for vagines and pee pees everywhere, only to be greeted with possibly 6 people in board shorts and bikinis and the rest covered from head to toe (major slip slop slappers) and sitting in the shade. It disturbed us that we were rather disappointed by this and it was then that we decided that we really need to sort our lives out.